whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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