i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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