Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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