Don't you send me to vm
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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