He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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