I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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