Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He has the fingertips of a God
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