I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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