Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I am naked and annoyed.
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