We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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