So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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