Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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