I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
