Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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