Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
