wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
cat food counts as protein by the way
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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