I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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