Why are handjobs necessary in class?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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