Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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