Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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