Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
