on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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I'm at about main and main street
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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