Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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