You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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