i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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