My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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