i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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