yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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