The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
