if only i could text you this smell
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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