I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
