whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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