That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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