do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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