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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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• (207): View more from Maine

  at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?

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  It's okay.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.

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  I am both scared and jealous.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.

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  I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.

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  that is an amazing summary hahaha

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!

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• (585): View more from New York

  Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist

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