I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist