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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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• (845): View more from New York

  tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  they paper machayed me.

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  i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test

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• (512): View more from Texas

  gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.

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