they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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