maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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