I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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