38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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