shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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