His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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