Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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