the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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