Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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