Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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