haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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