love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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