is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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