He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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