I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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