Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Randomize
