yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she pinky promised me she was 18
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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