I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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