I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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